it doesnt matter if the glass is half full or half empty all that matter is if the glass contains vodka
|Me During an Exam:||I can't remember anything|
|Me Ten Minutes After the Exam:||I remember every answer to every question and I know the meaning of life|
dont be pretty around my crush you fucking asshole
I hate adults who act like people are morally obligated to respect them because of their age but treat people who are younger than them like shit
Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.